Me (reading from an online post): This post about online dating says “Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”
Hubby: I’d be more afraid of something else.
Me: Like meeting a psycho stalker bitch? Like [name
Hubby: Yeah, something like that.
Me: I promise you – if we ever break up, I won’t stalk you.
Hubby: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Me: I love you, it’s the least I can do.