A conversation with hubby.
Him: My love is like a candle.
Me: How is it like a candle?
Him: Ignore me, and I’ll burn your f**king house down!
Me: But … that means you’d be burning YOUR f**king house down. How would that help you?
Him: It was a JOKE!
Me: You should be more practical.
(Hubby starts walking away)
Me: (yelling after him): YOU NEED TO SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE!