Hubby: Wow … just got back from team lunch … We got flagged down by some guy on the highway … we did stop to see what was up and if he needed help.
“I’ve been having a fight with my lady and I have a DUI machine in my car. We’ve been drinking and I need someone to blow into the machine so we can start the car. Any of y’all help us out with this?”
(Just so you know, all the guys said “no way”)