Hubby: What is she SAYING? Is she even speaking English?
Me: No idea. (I have impaired hearing, so I REALLY had no idea.)
Hubby: In the words of Samuel L. Jackson – “English, mother***er! Do you speak it???”
(At this point our cat, Cookie, started clawing the inside of a cardboard box)
Hubby: I know how you feel, Cookie.
Me: What do you mean?
Hubby: I assume she’s trying to claw her ears out.