Today we received invitations in the mail to 3 events:
· A high-falutin’ 2 hours of free booze and horse doovers (“cocktails and hors d’oeuvres” for you high faluters) at some rich person’s house, as a “thank you” for buying memberships to our local garden society. (We don’t drink, and bought memberships only because we love nature and the garden folks do a good job taking care of it.)
· Some leukemia thing. (I’ve had enough leukemia, thanks.)
· A live concert of music from the Zelda video games, played by a live symphony orchestra with accompanying video.
Guess which one we chose? Damn right!