Just now, hubby was lying on the futon watching TV, surrounded by cats. Our felines, who are all furry little gasbags, decided to collectively emit – well, gas. Lots of it, right where hubby was lying. He got up in disgust and proceeded to chew them out.
Hubby: You little bastards! Do you ALL really have to do that RIGHT HERE???
Me: Yes, they do. Now you know what it’s like to sleep in the same room with you.